Marmite and Jam

“No,” he said, “I like marmite.”
I like marmite I say I sayit is the best thing I could ever taste .But Joe you must like jam .NO, NO, NO I say I like marmite instead. However jam is ok. But you have to love jam you can’t just like it. Well you have to love marmite. But Joe, you see I am allergic to marmite . But what if I’m allergic to jam Max? You know what lets just go and get a coffee. Great idea. Hey boys would you like a sandwich? We have marmite or jam. UH OH! What boys? LETS GO HOME!